sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen
Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007
i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me
it took me years to understand this joke
After everything I’ve done for you, I still can’t manage to even be a second choice.
I’m done trying.
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you